I'm going to meet up with my lover later and I really want to get into the mood already. I will masturbate now with a toy. First I put it in my pussy, then into my ass. I haven't taken a shit yet today.. When I pull the dildo out, it's smeared with my poo. I am commanding you to lick the shit off the dildo. Then you have to fuck yourself into the ass with the toy! I command you to lick the shit off the dildo. Now you will fuck yourself into the ass for me and jerk your cock just as I tell you. Make yourself cum for me, dirty slut! If you ask nicely, I might even send you a used dildo by post.